god's identity

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 13:46:57

God's Identity     
One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God. He goes up to his mother and asks, "Well, son, he''''s a boy and a girl"
Not really know what to say the mother just says, "Well, son, he''''s black and white."
So he asks his mother, "Mom, is God black or white?"
Again not really knowing what to say, the mother tells her son, "Well ,son, he''''s black and white."
So the little boy looks at his mother as though he finally understands and says, "Ohhhh, I didn''''t know that God was Michael Jackson!"          

Post 2 by the reconstructionist (lucifer doesn't exist. he is only the planet venus personified!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 1:24:39

Lol!!!!!!!!

Post 3 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 7:12:32

Lol!

Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 7:16:16

hahahahah